Alakazam

Character Traits
Name- Alakazam

Voiced By- Zack/PostWorldingisWe

Age- (Pokémon) Level 20. (Human) 17 Years Old.

Date Of Birth- 5th September

Birth Place- The Scrotum Estate.

Best Friends- Chickorita, Pichu, Chansey.

Other Friends- ...He hates everyone else.

Enemies- Rhyhorn, Lickilicki, Grotle. *Piplup, *Happiny, *Joy


 * To a point

Family- Children (Probably a lie)- Kadabra and Abra Jr.

Nature- Cynical, Easily Tempered and Sarcastic.

Ambitions- To succed in life.

Talents- Singing, Battling and Coping With Stress.

Current Moves: Psybeam, Psywave, Psychic and Take Down.

Character Bio
Zammy was a mature person, even when he was little. He was always getting Rita out of trouble and saving her from bully's and such. However, after over 14 years of doing this, Zammy has grown quite tired of it. But, his love for Rita has kept him with her. He does what he has to. Despite hating it most of the time. And not being afraid to voice his complaints. When Rita decided to start a journey around the region. Zammy's reaction was nothing but a sigh. He had to go with her, in order to keep her out of trouble. Along the way, Rita (and the damn socialite in her) picked up more and more friends along the way. Much to Zammy's annoyance. This has only made him angrier. However, being almost a big brother to Rita all these years he has learned to deal with anger. (However, it sometimes does still slip out﻿ through his tourettes). Even though he hates being with these people, Rita (unknowingly) is the﻿ thing that keeps him sane. Which is why, whenever their relationship crumbles...so does his sanity...



Overall, Zammy is a mature, sensible, cynical person who is thrown into a world of madness. Due to this he tends to have a lot of anger inside of him. He chooses to vent this anger through sarcasm (Well, really more of a sarky-ness) and insulting the show he's on. I hate him so much. Deep down though, he really does like Rita and if it weren't for her, he probably would have comitted suicide long ago...





Memorable Quotes
" ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!? THAT SEX ADDICT, MOTHERFUCKER-

Piplup: In more ways than one.

Zammy: IS CLEARLY A PSYCHOPATHIC SERIAL RAPIST PROWLING FOR HIS NEXT VICTIM! HE'S WORSE THAN A PEDOPHILE STALKING YOUNG KIDS ON LONELY JEWISH BOYS.NET!"



"I couldn't give two flying fucks"



"Not quite. We still need to figure out what to do with Pip-fuck-a-duck over there."



"Really? A parody of the Team Rocket Motto? Why? Why would you inflict that on the world?"



"*Sigh*… I'm too tired to curse… wait, no i'm not, fuck you!"



"Ahh… Fourth wall…you have been shattered into a million pieces by the Heartless bitch that is Piplup."

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